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DISCLAIMER: This page is intended for adults. Adult language (aka profanity) is more than likely to be seen here. I’m a Southerner by birth. There will probably be terms used here you may not understand if you’re NOT from around here. Satire is everywhere. Take it for what it’s worth. And lastly, I mean no harm to no one. I’m not trying to offend anyone or start another civil war over my stories.

Please keep in mind: Not everything is about you! This blog is very SPECIFICALLY about me and people like me. If you’re offended, please go elsewhere as soon as you get bent. Thanks.

For everyone who decided to stick around…

Hey y’all! I’m Steph. A 45 year old full-time mom and bean-counting manager at a full-time job…and I live on a full-time working farm!

I was raised on a farm way south of The Bible Belt. My husband was raised in “The City”. Now we are in this weird place in time and space where we own a homestead with various farm animals smack in the middle of The Deep DEEP South. Oh. And. We are kinda sorta preppers, but not really??!!??

I have 2 sons – one is 22 (a professional musician) and the other is 10 (a wannabe Ninja / Pokémon Master). My husband has 2 kids from a previous marriage. His youngest daughter (26ish) is a police officer in a major city and his son (28ish)…honestly i don’t know what he does.

My husband works on the farm all day so I’m the bread winner in the family. On top of all of this, my 70 year old mother in law lives in a tiny house on our property. We cook for her, take her shopping, and drive her to doctors appointments.

I’m not a chef, a shrink, an organizer, a life hack kinda person, etc. And I don’t play any of these on YouTube! I’m just me. Also, by no means am I normal. I’ve seemingly single-handedly found a way to do everything “the hard way”.

So anyway! Join me in my little funky piece of the world and I’ll share with you some of the sights, sounds, and stories that make it…well…MY LIFE. And by all means…don’t encourage me! I do enough weird and crazy shit on my own.